As my weeks became more and more annoying, working like crazy for barely nothing but congratulations... I was going to enjoy my weekend in Guangzhou with few of my bros : the plan was simple, let's have a spicy evening!
But - cause there is always a "but" in all those sentences where you start by "I was going to..." - the evening did not really go like expected...

I had several parties in GZ in the past, but it looks like an inexplicable phenomenon makes things going worst and worst. I am talking about bitches ladies here my brothers, cause when you go to party with your male mates, well... you don't expect to start and finish the night just with them and that's where the problem was that saterday.
As my men where new in town, we decided, after a pleasant before on terrace, drinking some mojitos and other delicacies, to moved to the crowded places to meet our other half, but after several hours dancing and drinking like crazy, but keeping our sex appeal at the top... nothing.
By nothing I mean no turn over, not even a deep heart bit witch makes you feel alive again, a languorous look inviting you for pleasure... nothing... there were some bitches ladies, more than enough for me, hot, sexy and nasty, so where was the problem you're going to ask me... well those bitches were not alone... boyfriend? no... husband? are you kidding me! PIMP? "touché"... and calling those jerks PIMP would taper off the high rank and value this world means.

The story is simple : a chinese guy come in a taxi, with several bitches on board, chineses, russians, others... go the club and start to make his fishing... Few of those gorgeous creatures start to feel my testosterones, and came to rub their butts on me… but as I didn't have the profile of a guy who's going to pay to enjoy a nice ass, the "luckiest guys" where who those bitches went to moor finally where our very national representative and splendid big fat old Gweïlos (that's how chinese people call foreigners),

We finished the evening at 5 AM in Tang Club, after the Feel Net and Baby Face... same everywhere… the most sorrowful part of that story is that the sound in those club is actually more than good, but the clientele you're going to meet there makes the enjoyment difficult, and it is a concession you should not make when you go to party!

Anyhow, GZ has plenty of other clubs with good music too, let's see if their people are a little bit more attractive...

To be continued...

After on month of censoring, canalblog is back in China, and we all hope it's not gonna change!

So, let's the PIMP blog comes back to life....

Alliance of Japanese designers and a US Hip Hop label, "BAPE" or "The Bathing Ape" is a brand coming in our world with some fresh and colorfull designs.

Making its on trend where the market did not really dare to go, or very timidly, BAPE managed to ally the strong HIP HOP identity in a kawaï spirit : the result is impressive, sometimes too much I would agree, but the profusion of colors, graphics, shapes... makes a full diversity inside of an unique and same place.

You can find the very trendy shop in HK (Causeway Bay), and if you think the prices are too much, just cross the border and go to the very famous clothes market in Guangzhou, where the trend already invade most of the shops there, its fake but at least cheap (believe me you don't want to spend hundred of dollars on some blue and red shoes with a black star on it... but it is your money after all...).

www.bape.com

... but you can not take the Hood out of me !!!!!!!!!

No it is not over, at least I hope so but, I've made the sad statement that all the blogs from "CanalBlog" were blacklisted recently by China, included your PIMP's one.
This blog had the purpose, like many others, to make a personal opinion and anecdote of living in China but apparently it is too much for them... I really wonder if my P.I.M.P stories would have made any changes for the chinese population... but the government already takes his decision...

I have made the choosy decision to stop posting here, waiting to see if things will change in the coming weeks...
But if you want to support the "Diary of a P.I.M.P in China", and fight for its freedom feel free to contact me or send me so cash (only US$ or Visa card accepted ;) )...

Hope to see you soon fellows, and don't forget, respect your bitches ladies and PIMP every days god gives you.

Yugo,
Blacklisted PIMP in China.

Wow dude! You’ve have to see this one!
Snoop is back, and on theater please… and guess what, the bitches are here too!

Yes we are talking about bitches and nothing else in this Hollywood movie for the only and simple reason that the story is about how a simple supermarket cashier is going to become a PIMP after meeting Orange Juice, a legendary P.I.M.P.

Did I say Hollywood movie? well I meant a real and stirring documentary, witch relates the true life some of us have encountered in the past or are going to, just 90 minutes of magnificence and daintiness you’ll for sure adore.

I’ve just put this masterpiece in my personal Top 3, just between 50 Cent and Eminem.
Enjoy!

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Big up happy fellows and sexy bitches ladies : the PIMP is back in the hood!
After a tough way back in the business I've left 1 month ago, taking care of my interests and investments, I'm finally good to go again for some crazy adventures.

Beijing was just great, with all the "Chinese New Year" stuff rising everywhere.
I felt a little bit nostalgic of my old ghetto listening to all the firecrackers striking everywhere in the city, recalling me the gangs wars and streets battles I've witness during my childhood.

You can have a look of few shots I've made during my trip, and some others I've made in the past, on my travelog www.yugoworld.com .

It is still cold down there, but the summer fever is just about to be unleashed for good.
The B-Hunt summer season is announced as exceptional this year!!!

Big Up for Mr. Pig and its lovely wife Mrs. Piggy!
Next week we’re going to celebrate his Year, announced as prosperous and lavish, witch means lot of “Pimperies” are coming.

I will be in Beijing at that moment, starting this Sunday and will be back at the end of the month.
Wish lot of fun to all my bros and sis who’ll be on holydays at that time, special dedication to me Julie who’s now far away, and to my bro Vince who’ll move to HK at the end of the month.

Hey hey hey Mr. Pig, be my friend or be my bitch… in any case I will PIMP your Year with a delightful enjoyment!

We all know that China is famous for its large production of fake products, like clothing, watches, electronic… and posting about the latest clone you can find on the market would just be ordinary.
On the other hand, when originality rhymes with deflected creativity, the result is sometimes really amazing.

Please let me introduce to you the world famous brand PEPSI Cola's sportswear shop of Xiaolan.

The first minutes in the shop really made me wonder if yes, Pepsi has decided to make its brand evolve in this area : you can find a large range of products with the label Pepsi on it, some posters and cards for the shop are using the Pepsi advertising campaign visuals and you can even get a free Pepsi toy if you buy enough...

The only problem with it is when you start to look closer : the too long range, with very low prices, make impossible to think Pepsi would develop such a cheap sportswear brand for only Chinese market ; the visuals used on the shop cards, posters… look like a poorly home made retouch ; peak of the peak, the “low quality” website you can get on the labels don’t lead to the official Chinese Pepsi website but to a “Pepsi Sports” gate, copyrighted by “Besco.com.cn”, a trade localized in Guangzhou (Canton).

This is what happen when a local brand decide to make its image more fashionable, with the impunity of using a world famous brand visual identity for its own…

www.besco.com.cn

As every brained people who read this blog know, Chinese people celebrate the New Year following their own calendar (based on the astronomical observations of the movement of the Sun, Moon and Stars). This New Year will begin on 18^th February and will be known as the year of the Pig (boar), or by its formal name DingHai.

And if we say Chinese New Year, we also say holydays!
Indeed, even if you can celebrate Christmas or New Year Eve in China, usually it doesn’t mean holydays for your company, and even if for a PIMP like me, who can handle several head breakages during the week easily, well, staying at home with my bitch me Julie, near by the fireplace, listening some 50 Cent, is something I would appreciate during this period

The last two years I’ve preferred to stay in Guangdong, cause usually traveling at that time is really crazy : Chinese New Year is one of the very few annual holyday the population gets, so you can watch large circulation of people going back to their hometown of visiting relatives all over China, the transportations are more than crowded, and you usually need to get your plane or train tickets quickly before they get sold out ; everything is also more expensive : transportation, hotels, services... but this is not gonna stop me this year!

I’m preparing my “New Year’s PIMP Tour 2007” in the north of China “DongBei” at this moment, planning to visit Beijing and its periphery but also various provinces in the North of the country, during a couple of weeks.
I will relate it in the upcoming posts, and keep some nice surprises for you guys!

Be prepared DongBei, the PIMP is coming…

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One of the numerous shops you can find everywhere to buy some decorations for the New Year celebration (good wishes, luminaries, posters...)

Big up to all my fellow men and ladies living in HK and in the neighborhood. My man Lloyd Banks is coming to pour out the blissful words in your city in February, and this is going to be insane.
You better make your reservations as soon as possible, cause it should be sold out quickly, so take the phone right now and make yourself a favor.
It’s not everyday that a such highly educative event happens in Hong Kong!